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“Best fisting top in the UK*” (*citation needed) direct quote used with the permission of my lovely client Fisty McFistFace.

Fisting expert here (not into fisting? Skip to the next paragraph). I started fisting when I was 19. Over half my life now. I have fisted and been fisted by literally hundreds of men. I am highly skilled in this area and have been told countless times that I am the best fist top that person has ever met. As a top I cater to all experience levels and I am experienced in some of the more advanced techniques such as depth (shoulder deep as a top, only to the elbow as a bottom), punching, rosebuds and doubles (top and bottom). I am also an advocate for safe fisting and want to start teaching workshops in the future. Come and try me out, see if my skills match my talk.

I'm not hung and I have a hairy dad bod. I’m tattooed, pierced, sleazy, circumcised and have a split tongue. I now have a sling and growing toy collection. I’m also a naturist and spend most of my time naked. Also a huge cum lover, I always swallow my own and love to felch and snowball too.

The most important thing to know about me sexually is that I get off on seeing the other person get off. There’s nothing hornier for me than a bloke shooting a massive load. From the moment you walk through the door my number one goal is to get you completely relaxed and turned on.

I have had loads of nervous first-timers who have never been with a man before and most of them keep coming back for more. When you come to see me, I follow your lead and respect all boundaries.

I have now experienced my first time with a bi couple so if your wife/girlfriend/partner wants to get involved too, let me know.

I also offer the boyfriend experience for nights out at restaurants, theatre or just a quiet pint.

(Please note that I do not offer sub/dom services, I am not into the scene at all, and to be good at it you have to enjoy it. If you are looking for sub/dom services check out the other excellent local escorts).

Pretty much anytime at the moment, text or WhatsApp to arrange. No withheld numbers!

When you use my services the only goal is for you to completely enjoy yourself. I offer a relaxed and unhurried service. I'm truly versatile and open minded. I can be vanilla or sleazy, also neg and on prep, regularly screened, happy to fuck safe or bare and cum inside.

Outside of sex my main interests are science, politics and emerging technologies. I’m educated to degree level amd speak four languages. I try to learn something every day. Despite the thick Yorkshire accent I can hold my own in sophisticated company too. ?