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Simon EnglishXL 8.5 and thick!, 33yrs
London, UK - London Central

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Tell us about you...

Thanks for looking at my profile. I'm a muscly, hung guy who loves being top in bed.

I’m a tall, muscly, bi British guy who, out in the real world, is straight. I love girls and also guys. I’m hung and have a nice body. I work as a builder so love keeping fit and being a strong guy! If you like straight guys then I’m the escort for you!

My pics are real, as are my reviews and videos! I'm happy to chat on the phone and put any nerves you have to rest. I Love being an escort and I hope this comes across in my attitude and service.

I’m naturally dominant but love making a connection and sometimes being more versatile. Ask me for anything specialist and I’ll probably say yes.... I can be a verbal dominant strong guy... or a bit more friendly!

I’m muscly and hung with a 8.5 inch cock. It’s uncut and thick too... perfect for sucking practice or stretching you a little! Oh and I know how to fuck!

I love guys with foot and smell fetis ... come and smell my size 12 feet and pay lots of attention to my gym kit or builders’ outfit.

Making a connection and friendship is most important. I’m clean, don’t take drugs and get tested regularly. I’m super discrete and devoted to giving you a good time. I’m educated, easygoing and happy in my own skin.

I work from my clean and discrete apartment in Finsbury Park (5 mins walk from the station). I work alone and the location is classy and super discrete. Parking is available outside and you are welcome to get a shower before or after our time together.

I’m happy to meet for dinner, drinks, soho or sex clubs as a horny, good looking confident companion in the real world (reduced rates apply for this kind of meet).

I do not have a particular type of guy. I like all ages, nationality and body sizes. The connection and having fun is more important. I’m cool with experienced guys and first timers too.

Webcam: I love to webcam so drop me a message and we can arrange a session.

Boring stuff: I get tested every month. Everything is negative so far! I don’t do bareback and I’m also taking Prep. I’m triple vaccinated for Covid and have had my monkeypox vaccination too.

Interested? Pick up the phone and let’s chat... Call, text or WhatsApp me!


Ethnic Origin:
6ft 3in / 193cm
198.4lbs / 90kg
34.3in / 87cm
Penis size:
8.7in / 22cm
Cut / Uncut:
Feet size:
UK: 12 / EU: 46
Eye colour:
In Calls / Out Calls

About Me

The type of guys i like are?
Confident guys who want to experience a hot muscly English straight guy.
How far are you willing to travel for outcalls from your location , in miles?
Do you smoke?:
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What is your standard of spoken english?
Very Good
What other languages apart from English do you speak?
Nearest Station:
Kings Cross

Duos Information

Do you do duos?:
Duo Partners Name:
Duo Cost:
£500 per hour, dependent on location
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I am Available at these times...

Daytimes and evenings. Sometimes last min but usually with a few hours notice. If you are horny and need ‘now’ then call me and try your luck! Call/message/WhatsApp me and we can arrange. I’m also around for real world meets for dinner, drinks, soho and sex clubs. I usually need at least 24 hours notice for this kind of meet to ensure I have free time and no other bookings.

Why someone should choose you

I’m hot, English, can hold a conversation, very very straight acting out of the bedroom (oh and hung...)

Other Work

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Boyfriend experience
Theatre Dates
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None sexual company

Health status

Covid vaccinated
Monkey Pox vaccinated
HIV status
Prep usage against HIV

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      Reviews for Simon EnglishXL 8.5 and thick! age 33

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      Name: MARK CRAIG
      Age: 32
      Dated: Jul/31/2023 18:49:31
      Date meeting took place: Jul/31/2023
      Time spent: Two hours
      Ambience: Relaxed
      Are photos Accurate? Yes, they are
      Recommend? Yes, definitely
      We met a few times (first at his place and secondly in Milton Keynes Travelodge. Always turned up on time and gave excellent communication + really friendly. Wow we enjoyed the lessons hehe and definitely recommend him. P.S the pictures are accurate for sure (very well equipped and a long / nice smooth body for you).
      Simon EnglishXL 8.5 and thick! says: Thanks Mark! We always have fun and you are a good apprentice!
      Age: 39
      Dated: Sep/29/2020 15:05:36
      Date meeting took place: Sep/27/2020
      Amazing in the flesh, hot body, nice guy but very thick equipment, be warned, you might need some time to adjust!
      Name: JAMES
      Age: 57
      Dated: Sep/14/2020 16:11:43
      Date meeting took place: Sep/03/2020
      Simon is an excellent escort. Good looking, muscular, loads of energy, hung and thick. He is assertive, very much in control, but not a bully. For a straight guy, he has an amazing understanding of the relationship between a top and a bottom and what men need and want from each other.
      Name: MARTIN
      Age: 60
      Dated: Jan/21/2020 17:41:56
      Date meeting took place: Jan/17/2020
      This is one fantastic guy. A proper lad, masculine, sexy funny and just great to spend time with.
      He is tall, strong very handsome and has a massive really hard cock.
      Already arranged to see him again. Not one to pass by.
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