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Versatile as hell, mate – fancy a slow, flirty tease or somethin’ proper steamy that’ll make ya scream my name? I got you covered every damn time, with a sly little grin thrown in. I shift between Cardiff, Bristol, and Swansea easy – incalls at my cosy pads or outcalls right to your door, wherever ya wanna dive in deep.
£50 non-refundable deposit up front? Aye, that’s non-negotiable now, covers the odd bits and bobs without any hassle – see it as your invite to the good stuff. Travel’s your shout, you sort the costs, keeps it all straightforward so we can get to the real fun.
You get exactly what ya bloody want with me – no muckin’ about, just that intense link-up you’ve been fantasizin’ over. What ya see is what ya get, love: zero bullshit, no drama, just pure, lingerin’ fire.
This chav life’s no pose, it’s the real deal – gritty, addictive, and ready to draw ya right in. Love blastin’ indie or classic rock to vibe out, and I can chat history or gadgets without puttin’ ya to sleep, keepin’ it hot and clever.
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