Well, i have never been so dissapointed with a game, here is my report on why…
England came out in all white, now usually all white is a good sign, especially if the players wear dark colours under the shorts. It seemed that most had played the “light underwear” formation which seemed to let us down for the first 45 mins, with very few teasing views of stretched thighs showing an out line of sexy underwear. In the second half it was very much of the same, the players kept the same formation of kit and we were left on the edge of our seats hoping for tackles that at least would give us something to hope for, this did not happen and towards the end of the game i sat with my head in my hands. ..At least a player could still rip his shorts as the game got more desperate and dig us out? well no, we were left with nothing but the usual shirt swap at the end.
Algeria had a sparkle throughout the game, 3 players wearing white briefs, and they really were not affraid to show it, with lots of dark skin actually making an effort to bend over and give us the “tight underwear” shots we desperatly needed, one player even choosing a tight multi colour close fiting boxer short look! If only he had actually been on our side.
Summary… England, we need more from you, we need you to step out from the start giving is hope, maybe wet those shorts a little before you come out onto the pitch! We will never get the result we need unless we choose to be brave! maybe even look at the aussie bum summer range? IT IS NOT TO LATE BOYS!!!