I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
I am living large and taking charge!
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!
I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I wake up people would just be proud of me.
Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matter to me..
I just like to be my selfie!
I broke a mirror seven years ago and I'm still having bad luck.
I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
If I managed my bank account as well as I manage my phone battery, I'd be rich.
If you don't like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you're a fan!
Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me!
Cuddling is my favourite exercise.
I know Victoria's secret.
Caution: You might get addicted to me.
There's always that one person who is going to annoy me every time they open their mouth.
You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
Deep conversations with someone who understands me, are everything.
Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.
If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
If time is money, I am running out of time.
I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!
I'm not superstitious but I am super!
If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.
I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.
I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.
I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Warning: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my .
I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm so hot, I make fire!
I'm not ashamed to say, I've never loved another person as much as I love myself.
I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
Judge me (when you are perfect).
Be real with me, or just leave me alone.
Normal rules don't apply to me because I am blonde.
I thought growing older would take longer.
I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
Let me be me... Because once I change, you will miss the 'me' in me.
My daily routine: Get up, be brilliant, go back to bed, repeat.
Go ahead, judge me. But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.
Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.
I love it when song lyrics totally apply to my current situation.
If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.
To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.
When I get lonely, I set my phone's alarm to go off every few hours so I can imagine what it would be like to have people texting me.
I’m so old, I remember when taking a selfie wasn’t even fashionable.
Don’t make fun of me, make fun with me!
I went from zero to hero real quick when I offered to share my umbrella in the rain.
I make shoe contact before eye contact.
I got so excited about it being spring, I almost wet my plants!
I was into social distancing long before anyone was asked to do it.
I am athletic, I’m known to surf the web for hours.
I use my phone so much, I'm sure it's going to start growing on my hand.
I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I ever need to know about that.
I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, but if you'd like to see me as someone who is funny, gorgeous, rich, and famous, that's fine with me.
I'm not unlucky in love, I'm just extremely good at being single! Let me know if you need some tips.
I'm over being mature and politically correct. How do I get back to my childhood?