Currently away
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DATES AVAILABLE IN LONDON; INCALL/OUTCALL
SUN 28TH NOV - FRIDAY 1ST DEC
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PLEASE DO KINDLY READ
U'll be glad u did! (Mischief - up 2 evils)
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MY 'NASTY' CARDS (name's Nnamdi but you can call me "the smasher" if you NASTY)
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I HAVE A MASSIVE THICK WAND - 9 INCHES LONG, METAL HARD & ALWAYS FULL OF MAGIC SAUCE!!
Do you like sauce??
Make it RAIN & I'LL MAKE IT RAIN ON YOU WITH THUNDERSTORMS! DON'T BOTHER WITH AN UMBRELLA - JUST A CROWN FOR YOUR GLORY REIGN THE NEXT DAY!
Open to many & most things (absolutely NO HANDCUFFS - go see Basic Instinct). I am also open to being duo'd up if you happen to already be playing & spontaneously decide to expand your limits.

✅ top
✅dominant
✅party
✅host (schedule dependent)
✅groups
✅outcall


GET TO KNOW ME ( if you give a F**k)
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I am from Nigeria but based between London, Cambridge & Lagos. I am usually travelling between cities due to work (the day one), family & part time study. Hence, availability & times can vary & be very much limited which unfortunately may be an inconvenience to some of your plans - especially those brought on promptly.
However, when I am in London I can meet on short notice (incall & outcall). These dates will constantly be updated above.
(No, I cannot host you in Cambridge - I study & raise kids here)**(Do not offer me your girlfriend either, my daughters & gf will rip her to pieces).

If or when we do meet, there's hardly any time for you to feel awkward as I'll probably have smashed every ice with the first thing I say...thus I mean to say....I am very easy going, chill, polite, friendly & will definitely make you laugh. Plus come hungry as I'm always trying to feed everybody I meet. Want a cookie?.
Sadly, on phone (due to the amount of time-wasters) I can be very direct, painfully blunt & come off arrogant. But you will survive. I know you will.

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MY 'HOLIER THAN THOU' CARDS (a trumpet never blown will rust away in utter silence)
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Save the usual shenanigans you'd expect from the likes of whores(us), I am well travelled, very much educated (2 MSc UoWestminster & Cambridge. Now PhD in-view). I manage my own business (which VAT registered within its first 5 months). So feel free to book me for important dinners, events, travel, conferences or discreet get togethers with your mates etc.
I can hold a conversation on most topics for as long as its on without chatting sh*t (I manage to read a LITTLE bit from time to time) & have no issues asking what i don't know. Alternatively, if you want to show out somewhere - that's easy - I'll be your breeze that wrings every neck in the hall as we blow past. Apparently, I am stunning in real life.

✅boyfriend experience
✅travel
✅dinner
✅dates
✅events


The MOST IMPORTANT bits (PICS - now i become rude)
- I do not suffer time-wasters, catfishes & pic collectors, so please devour every pic on here & feel free to cross over to twitter for even more (@Naija_Xlkundu).
- When you contact me, I will only send you pics of my face & nothing else. But even this will be on the basis of my satisfaction that you're not one of the above trying to put a face to all the porn of mine you have watched.
- It's not a surprise that legitimate clients who have booked me, I have never had issues over pics with them & also the fact that I have also met with very important people (some you see everyday on your screens & one or two not even once asked me for a pic. Hence, the moment I smell your desperation - I will ignore the rest of your ramblings & block persistent ones.



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LONG-OVERDRAWN CHATS (& DO NOTS)
I believe everything important that you need to know about me & what I offer is listed on here - either via the Sleepy-boy stats or within this write-up. If you wish to talk & get to know each other more, before we hit the sheets or do what you want, then let us meet for a coffee, over drinks, dinner or go clubbing & dancing (my timely rates will still apply). but i'll gladly oblige & even that too will be fun.

- Please do not contact me with the intention to chat for days before making up your mind. You will be ignored.
- Do not contact me if you have NO IDEA of when you intend to make a booking. "Soon" isn't good enough & you will be tagged a timewaster. We whores like to take notes.
- Do not contact me if you have problems sharing your number. I will not respond to HIDDEN CALLER IDs".
- Stop contacting me with 300 different numbers. Your MO is literally the same even a blind man can see it clearly.

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BOOKINGS TO CITIES OUTSIDE LONDON
Overnight bookings only (£1500)
Anyone who contacts me asking to travel for a one or two hour job in GREAT YARMOUTH, BIRMINGHAM OR MANCHESTER for e.g will be severely disrespected.

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BOOKINGS IN MY ABSENCE
2-hour minimum bookings only.
4-6 hours prior notice (notice before 10pm on any day)
transports costs (usually around £40-£60)
30% pre-booking fee (deductible from rates upon arrival)
FULL refunds for no show

Lastly.
RATES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Even if you just want to wave at me from across the road.
SAME RATES will apply.
We're not buying & selling Crayfish here.


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You may ask "who does this guy think he is with this long list of gibberish"

I'm the man you're considering (or considered) giving loads of mula to be with....this makes me VERY important...no?


Lol, how'd you like me now?!
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